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Web Design/Development

Elliott designs and creates Websites and Content Management Systems. He's responsible for creating and updating the Jumpify CMS (which is running this site and many others). The Jumpify CMS enables website owners to change the content of their website without running bespoke software or having a particularly technical knowledge.

Other CMS systems are out there, but we decided to write our own as it enables us to configure and add functionalities on a per-site basis. Also, Jumpify CMS is the only CMS system we know of that offers functionalities we require such as full shadowbox compatibility, multiple blogs out of the box and full, easy to use, video embedding functionality.

More info coming soon.

Elliott Who?

Elliott is a fifteen-year-old web designer from here.  He co-founded and currently works for Jumpify Web Design and creates websites and CMS systems for money! :P

To see examples of Elliott's work, or to comission him to make a website, check out Jumpify's portfolio.

Contact Elliott

There are several ways to contact Elliott :)

Email

This is probably the best way to contact Elliott, he's less likely to shout at you for interrupting something important. Simply point your email client in the direction of elliott[at]elliottbrooks.co.uk and let the UK's internet infastructure do the rest. :D He literally might reply.

The Book of Face

In order not to trip off content filters, I'm not allow to say the F word. But Elliott very much has the book of face. Simply go to http://en-gb.facebook.com/elliottbrooks and poke the hell outta him :P

Text Him!

Yes, you can do that. But only if its important. Because its annoying and stupid to give out your number to Shannon leGrange, you'll have to ask him for it. Or someone else who knows it of course. And dont be stupid, always sign texts you send me with your name, especially if its the first one you send. Whoever you are, who keeps sending me crappy chain-texts just stop it :P

Instant Messaging!

Yes, Elliott has instant messaging, like normal people. You can use AIM [elliott-at-elliottbrooks.co.uk], MSN/WLM [elliott-at-hotmail.co.uk] or even skype if you're feeling adventurous [elliottbrooks].

MI5 Dropoff point

Weston Train station, locker number 55. The key is located inside a toilet roll holder in the gents toilets. After delivering a package, go to the adjacent restaurant, and ask for Barry. Tell him that theres a problem with the sewage system, and that he should probably warn Brenda. He'll know what to do.

I jest. She's not called Brenda.

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